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04 Feb 2015 12:08:08
from The Echo
'EVERTON will pursue a move for Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley in the summer.
The 25-year-old is out of contract at Old Trafford at the end of the season and the Blues will be ready to make a swoop for the free agent.
Everton would be favourites to land Cleverley after enjoyed a loan spell at Wigan Athletic during the 2010-11 season under Blues boss Roberto Martinez.
Martinez is a known admirer of the United academy product who made his England senior debut in August 2012 against Italy.
Everton are then set to swoop and it has been reported that Cleverley is keen to work with Martinez again.'
Yes Yes Yes!!!
This would go down as the greatest signing in the clubs history. The rest of the world would sit up and take notice. It would send shockwaves reverberating across the globe. Please Bobby, make this happen.
We are Everton
#Wedontwinanything
That's what we do
In Roberto I believe
Sign King Clevs
1.) 04 Feb 2015 22:06:29
Truth is there is previous history! Trouble is so was there with Kone & Alcarez! (Oh and Robles and McCarthy 1 out of 4 ain't bad)
2.) 05 Feb 2015 17:01:53
what the hell is going on signing all these rejects come on blue bill put a stop to all this before its to late and we become laughing stock
12 Dec 2013 11:01:51
Just heard a bit of bad news. It looks like Keisuke Honda is off to AC Millan in January on a free transfer. We can take him off the wanted list now.
*please note that is a completely serious post and is no way intended to make Mike Ox-Longs's head explode.
{Ed039's Note - The Milan deal is confirmed)
1.) 12 Dec 2013 11:12:26
So what are you saying Mike, is he coming to us or not mate
2.) We don't need Honda. We should get Shane Long in on a free or on the cheap - Good striker.
Maybe Berbatov could be an option to play behind the striker with Barkley, Mc Carthy Pienaar and Barry running the show in midfield? We are playing very well but not scoring enough goals. WE have a good of +9, City have +26.
We have drawn 7 games and tbh we should have won 4 or 5 of them and be sitting on top of the league. Indi is a class act as well in defence as Distin will need a break at some stage (playing well though)!
Ray
3.) I agree with Ray's views entirely. Also if Honda prefers serie A to the prem then he is lacking the ambition that we require. I super player though and I wish him well.
4.) Yeah, it's not like I posted this about 2 months ago.
{Ed039's Note - Ray, the Shane Long on a free next year is not set in stone, West Brom hold a one year option on his contract)
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06 Jun 2015 14:20:07
When we find ourselves in times of trouble
Cleverley will comfort me
5 yard backwards passes, Cleverley.
And in our home of Goodison
We all watch in disbelief
playing sideways passes, Cleverley.
Cleverley Cleverley, Cleverley Cleverley
The blues have found a saviour, Cleverley.
And when the happy of the people
All watching in awe agree
That we all know the answer, Cleverley,
And although we may all be fooled
There is still a chance that we will see
The footballing genius, Cleverley.
Cleverley Cleverley, Cleverley Cleverley
5 yard backwards passes, Cleverley.
And when the night is cloudy
There is still a man that we all see
A footballing maestro, Cleverley.
Playing to the sound of music
Cleverley is just unique
Playing the game with wisdom, Cleverley.
Cleverley Cleverley, Cleverley Cleverley
We've finally found the answer, Cleverley.
#Wedontwinanything
20 years and counting
Martinez Out
{Ed007's Note - That's quality, Mike.}
1.) 06 Jun 2015 15:55:59
Very witty.well done Mike.made me chuckle.
2.) 07 Jun 2015 03:35:54
hahaha quite possibly the best post I've seen on this site Mike!
But joking aside, as much as I don't rate TC, it is our duty as fans to get behind him until he gives us a reason to dislike him. Getting on his back before pre-season has started is not what Everton is about
19 Jan 2015 22:11:14
Embarrassing. That is all. I said earlier that we would not go down, however on watching that load of crap I am going to be wrong aren't I. All are thanks should go to Bobby Shoeshine.
I have been calling for this clowns head for weeks but this is becoming ridiculous. The club is on it's arse and needs something to happen quickly to sort this mess out.
We are Everton
#Wedontwinanything
That's what we do
Martinez Out
{Ed025's Note - im not going to call you negative mike any more...its honest mike from now on mate..
23 Dec 2014 11:05:38
With all the doom and gloom about how awful we are, cheer yourself up with a Christmas sing song.
1, 2, 3, 4
It's beginning to look a lot like 6 pointers,
Every game I go,
Take a look at our 5 and 10,
both on their arses again,
With an awful defence and Barry that is so slow.
It's beginning to look a lot like 6 pointers,
A clown is in our goal,
But the prettiest sight to see,
Is the hope that will be,
Clevs will sign quite soon.
A pair of centre halfs and a forward that shoots,
Is the wish of Mike and Swan,
players that pass the ball for the sake of it,
Is the hope of The Catalan Clown,
And Degsy can't wait until Osman starts again.
It's beginning to look a lot like 6 pointers,
Every game I you go,
There's a lump in the oppos box
One in our goal aswell
Theres a reason why we are so poor.
It's beginning to look a lot like 6 pointers
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that'll make them ring,
Is the worry that they bring,
As we lose once more.
It's beginning to look a lot like 6 pointers,
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that'll make them ring,
Is the worry that they bring,
As we lose once more.
It's beginning to look a lot like 6 pointers,
A clown is in our goal,
But the prettiest sight to see,
Is the hope that will be,
Clevs will sign quite soon.
Merry Christmas
We are Everton
#Wedontwinanything
That's what we do
Martinez Out
{Ed025's Note - love it mike...i dont think bruno mars has anything to be worried about though mate.. :)
1.) The Real Mike: now that's a post to make me chuckle!
2.) :) Nice.
08 Oct 2014 15:39:00
Just heard a bit of good news.
Apparently we are removing that smug Martinez mural from the side of the ground and replacing it with one of three 'legends'. Not sure who though.
Anyone else heard this?
We are Everton
#Wedontwinanything
That's what we do
1.) Its a picture of the holy trinity kendal harvey and ball it will be up in time for the villa game
05 Oct 2014 15:08:45
Pi$$ poor yet again
Our slow descend into becoming Wigan is coming on a treat. Well done Roberto. At least he has a nice big mural on the ground for his 'achievements' here. At least it got his smug expression down to a tee. Take that down for christs sake. It's embarassing.
Spending £28 million on a donkey with a first touch like a baby elephant is laughable.
Howard has always been poor, now he's just mediocre and needs replacing. Pity Joel is even worse.
'Messis shadow' is terrible and god knows why we gave Gareth 'running through treacle' Barry a 3 year contract. At least we have James 'Headless Chicken' McCarthy to come back in.
Crap keeper, can't defend, midfield is dire and we are awful up front.
The School of Science is closed due to unforeseen circumstances.
We are Everton
#Wedontwinanything
That's what we do
1.) 05 Oct 2014 15:33:07
Maybe if u ask nice enough moyes might come back?
{Ed025's Note - no thanks chris, you got away with murder today mate, and moyes is no worse than that frankenstein lookalike you have now!.. :)
2.) Cant you stop koppies crying on here they so sad
{Ed025's Note - chris is a man utd supporter tp..
3.) Don't beat about the bush Mike. Howling with laughter I'm in stitches.
4.) 05 Oct 2014 16:33:23
Ahhh ed25 u dnt really believe that 😜 Dnt worry Wigan always come good in the 2nd half of the season 😃
{Ed025's Note - we are not, and never will be wigan chris, yes we have not lit any fires this season yet, but i expect us to finish above your lot mate.. :)
5.) 05 Oct 2014 22:42:31
Wow so u fancy 3rd 😜.
Joking aside mate, u have some key players out and with a squad the size of yours u can't cope with the amount of games u have atm. Nice to see u flying the positivity flag today mate.
{Ed025's Note - always look on the bright side of life they say chris..
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21 Jan 2015 21:15:36
If it's Bobby Shoeshine's choice, then either Marc-Antoine Fortune or Grant Holt
We are Everton
#Wedontwinanything
That's what we do
Martinez Out
I hope you are right Zacki. If so I'm going to buy a shirt for the first time in about 15 years and getting Clevs on it. Please confirm this ed.
I just don't see how scoring a few goals against the 'punchbag of football' affects his price.
I honestly think that I could manage it.
{Ed025's Note - get yer boots on mike..you could save us millions mate.. :)
27 May 2014 10:50:58
They were only playing Luxembourg. If I was playing I probably would have scored a hat-trick aswell.
Clevs is coming, don't you worry about that. Martinez is just trying to stop the fans from getting over excited at the prospect of this monumental signing.
Don't let me down Roberto lad.
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08 Aug 2015 17:48:01
At least we are a point ahead of our rivals of Bournemouth, Sunderland and Norwich. So a bit of positive news at least.
20 years and counting
Martinez Out
08 Aug 2015 17:31:51
Roberto. Martinez.
20 years and counting
Martinez Out
Kenwrong Out
02 Jul 2015 11:34:33
We won't finish in the top 6 though, or have a cup run. So Clevs is being far too optimistic.
20 years and Counting
Martinez Out
03 Jun 2015 10:49:10
Why would Martinez go for Van Persie, when he could get Grant Holt?
#Wedontwinanything
20 years and counting
Martinez Out
03 Jun 2015 10:46:48
The reason people want him is because he has a nice fancy sounding name. Look how exotic it looks.
#Wedontwinanything
20 years and counting
Martinez Out