21 Jun 2014 10:16:52
What player would you have from any of the teams who have been knocked to date? And yes I include England. I would have Henderson as he reminds me of my dog when it use to chase flies. I could take him for long walks and have hours of fun watching him chase his arse around.

1.) 21 Jun 2014
Iniesta, busquets, costa, lallana.dont know which teams are out apart from england and spain lol.

2.) 21 Jun 2014
That made me chuckle Woburn

3.) 21 Jun 2014
If I was an Everton fan I'd be more concerned that Kone was my first team striker. I'm sure Paul Konchesky is quaking in his boots at the thought of containing that beast!

4.) 21 Jun 2014
And if I was you I'd be more concerned that I named myself after a crap defenders attempt to look harder than I am haircut. Not to mention tattoos on arms that would snap at the very thought of arm wrestling a Barbie doll.

5.) 21 Jun 2014
21 Jun 2014 14:50:53
Aggers, as if we will get to the end of this window with only Kone as a first team striker, you lot are more deluded than I ever give you credit for. If I was a red shite I'd be more concerned with my own club and the fact your only class player could have played his last game in your club colours :)

6.) 21 Jun 2014
The name was meant to be stupid and ridiculous for a laugh. But I suppose I'd be miserable as well if my team hadn't won anything in so long :)

And as it stands, Kone is your only striker. So not deluded, fact. You might loan one if your lucky! I'll let you clutch at straws at the latter though

7.) 21 Jun 2014
Kone isn't our only striker. FACT. it may surprise you but naisy is actually a striker. Mirallas is a striker who has been repositioned as a winger.

8.) 21 Jun 2014
Least you got one thing right then

9.) 21 Jun 2014
Fair enough dentie, I actually forgot about Naismith. Mirallas doesn't have the ability to be an out and out striker in the premier league, I believe. None of them are hardly what you call prolific though.

10.) 21 Jun 2014
The main post was about our player Henderson so likewise mate. A player you clearly do not have enough knowledge about.

Hardly delusional, your first 11 featured almost 3 loan players every game. Whereas we just needed them to beef the squad out.

Your squad is already significantly weaker and you'll be very lucky to get those players back.Your club is just a stepping stone for these players. Always will be.

And as for post on your own page, 80 percent of the posts are about Liverpool or Liverpool players on here! If we done the same on our page, I'd expect you to come over and defend your team also.

11.) 22 Jun 2014
22 Jun 2014 11:06:02
Aggers, football banter is like my dad is harder than yours primary school playground banter, it doesn't matter what sense anyone speaks, my dad's a bodybuilder, well mine's Iron Man. it's the only time in the real world where people can get away with being hypocritical, nonsensical and derogatory, whilst being completely blinded by the colour of a shirt. Of course Everton are a million times better than Liverpool, and the table didn't lie for the last few seasons when Everton finished above LFC, but it did this season when LFC came second, a big massive lying table, because Liverpool cheat, and the FA love Liverpool as Suarez didn't get the death penalty for biting Ivanovic and scoring lots of goals against the other teams. Steven Gerrard has never been good, and let's laugh at him now he's getting old and can't run as much, and he's always secretly loved Chelsea even though he never went there. You are on the Everton page after all ;-)

12.) 22 Jun 2014
Super. that was a fantastic post made me chuckle. Keep em coming.