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28 Jul 2023 13:21:24
Whatever happened to signing Beto? Out of all of them - he looks the most Dycheable - a battering ram of a player. I thought we'd definitely get him this summer.

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{Ed002's Note - Beto (S) Only joined Udinese in July 2022. Unless a significantt offer were made Udinese would not look to sell. Everton had an interest as did Napoli but neither look realistic options now with Inter, Spurs and Juventus declaring an interest. Wildcard will be Fulham who have asked for details of his availability.}


1.) 28 Jul 2023 13:48:46
Ah ok. Thanks for the knowledge.


2.) 28 Jul 2023 14:18:29
Bebeto more in our age bracket Mickey.


3.) 28 Jul 2023 17:14:17
Fun fact: I went to Bebeto’s house in Rio back in the 90s. Nice guy. Wife even nicer.


4.) 28 Jul 2023 17:31:45
Well you will have to let us know how that came about. Fun fact I went to Duncan Ferguson house and spent next 3 weeks in hospital.


5.) 28 Jul 2023 19:13:06
I was directing World Cup footballers for MTV. That was a good gig.
Am I right in thinking that Duncan once battered someone at a Scottish taxi rank because they were taking the piss out of him (Duncan) because he was dressed up as a woman? (Fancy dress, presumably) .


6.) 28 Jul 2023 19:27:21
Hope they didn't make a Monkee out of you.

{Ed025's Note - nice one DFS..


7.) 29 Jul 2023 21:26:36
Mickeydolenz, I remember my missus coming in and telling me Davy jones was dead. I didn't believe her at first. but then I saw her face.

I'm here all night.


 

 

 

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29 Aug 2023 14:14:48
Beto's official. That neck of his will be useful in the air. Can't wait to see him play.

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1.) 29 Aug 2023 14:36:59
Can’t remember a signing when so much is resting on him delivering. The window starting to look so much brighter. Pity we’ve given other teams a three game start.


2.) 29 Aug 2023 14:43:42
Yeh let's give him time to settle in, find his feet then hopefully knock a few goals in.


3.) 29 Aug 2023 14:44:45
Hopefully his head and feet will be too ??.


4.) 29 Aug 2023 15:11:45
Pleased he’s signed!

Let’s hope he can get hit the ground running.


5.) 29 Aug 2023 15:53:52
All his stats show that he’s lousy with assists and build-up play, but completely selfish and ruthless when it comes to getting on the end of the ball and sticking it in the net: EXACTLY what we need right now.


6.) 29 Aug 2023 16:09:09
14 shirt according to the picture ?.


7.) 29 Aug 2023 16:21:19
Can he play tomorrow?


8.) 29 Aug 2023 17:05:03
Hope he can play fullstop.


9.) 29 Aug 2023 17:29:37
Let us not put too much pressure on the lad, don't expect him to hit the ground running, give him time to settle in.

What will be will Beto.


10.) 29 Aug 2023 18:48:43
He says he supported Everton as a boy because of Samuel Eto’o. Hmmm.


11.) 29 Aug 2023 19:28:47
I just hope beto can hit the neto like his hero eto'o.


12.) 29 Aug 2023 20:11:32
???.


 

 

02 Aug 2023 11:12:08
Michail Antonio. Just stop.

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1.) 02 Aug 2023 14:15:56
He’d do a job for a season - however he’d want a large wage and possibly signing on fee so may not be the best financial business by us this window if true.


2.) 02 Aug 2023 16:01:51
Che adams is the latest 1 linked. Would prefer him to Antonio.


3.) 02 Aug 2023 16:16:20
Him and Ashley Young - combined age of 72. I accept that they’re both doing well for their age, but we’d be even more of a laughing stock than we already are. Dunno why we’re not going for Piroe instead.


4.) 02 Aug 2023 16:19:04
Him and Young -combined age of 72. Might as well get Vardy in as well to get over the 100 mark. Dunno why we’re not going for Piroe instead. He looks like a scrappy Dyche type player.


5.) 02 Aug 2023 16:19:47
I guess all that about Dia was just to try please us fans. Back to cast offs.


6.) 02 Aug 2023 17:02:00
I think us being linked with che Adam's is a no go as I can't belive we would pay 10/ 15 million as quoted and he only scored like 5 or 6 goals last season, yet inechebe or how ever you spell it from Leicester and he's score double that and quoted at the same price, I no it's been said he had maddison, barnes ect all supplying him, but he's shown he can put the ball in the back of the net, 10 goals would be very welcome this season, plus he's got a lot more in his bag than che Adam's, so makes no sence, your spending that sort of money go for dia and throw maupay in with it, get a decent striker and get rod of some of the players who are no longer in the managers plans, knowing us we will end up with Chris woods.


7.) 02 Aug 2023 17:26:49
I expect 15m is way too much for us.


8.) 02 Aug 2023 17:30:16
I rated him when he was at city but could never get a regular game at Leicester because of how prolific vardy was then they got that daka. Would you guy's give cannon a place on the bench or loan him out ???.

{Ed025's Note - i would keep him RON..


9.) 02 Aug 2023 18:06:48
Is this young lad from Portugal going to be the next lukaku or moise Kean . ?? and from what have seen of cannon I would definitely have him in squad he knows were the goal is. unlike maupay 1 of the worst signings ever and we have made a few. Speaking of terrible signings what's happening with deli Ali ?.


10.) 02 Aug 2023 19:10:58
Neil Maupay ?‍♂️ or Brett Angell ?‍♂️. Now that’s a tough one.


11.) 02 Aug 2023 22:17:18
What about Stuart Barlow Toffee Ace?

Imagine if you only had those 3 to lead the line….


12.) 02 Aug 2023 22:38:57
How many more times, it is pointless going on about transfer figures. Wages wages wages and players that are not in managers plans, sitting on huge ones, we need to find Clubs for.


13.) 02 Aug 2023 23:48:59
Easier said than done
. we know which players have to go - gomes, gbamin, holgate, maupay but if there are no takers hard to get rid off. last day of transfer window I would suggest at low prices or freebies even loans even then we will probably have to cough up some of their wages.


14.) 03 Aug 2023 12:25:03
Not cast offs mate, in all probability just having to wait for Clubs to over-fill their quotas and the need then to loan out fringe (but hopefully better than some we have) players.


 

 

 

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05 Sep 2023 09:38:42
It’s all a bit fingers crossed on the injuries front until Jan transfer window. And, given the way Dyche likes his players to play full games, week in week out, that’s going to be an issue. Ashley Young’s going to used a lot this season.

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31 Aug 2023 15:33:55
You’re judging a 19 year old based off one game, as against Cannon from 20.
Safe to say it’s best to defer to Dyche’s judgment over yours.

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31 Aug 2023 13:30:56
Are you seriously comparing Harry Kane to Tom Cannon?

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31 Aug 2023 11:41:38
Good points, yes. Thelwell does take a lot of flak, but by the end of Friday it might well be the case that he’s done a good job of both balancing the books and giving us decent attacking options. Selling Keane to the knackers yard for glue and getting the Swiss fella in his place would be a very decent transfer window indeed.

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31 Aug 2023 11:33:28
There’s a reason why Simms, Cannon and mills are playing in the EFL. Because that’s their level.

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15 Sep 2023 11:46:44
We’re screwed. These guys are going to make Hicks and Gillett look professional. Already fans at their European clubs are protesting at a lack of funds outside stadiums, and they’re getting done in the States over some dodgy deals involving planes. Moshiri has knowingly dropped the club right in it and walked away.

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01 Sep 2023 22:45:44
Fulham and Brentford?

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01 Sep 2023 21:26:39
Just having Beto up there is going to spread confidence through the team. A team that’s had a mentality of scrapping a goal then holding on for life - for far too long. Let’s start getting early Beto goals and let the rest of them actually enjoy playing again.

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01 Sep 2023 09:11:14
Get Nico Elvedi in. There’s plenty of new faces competing up front now, we need a fresh face at the back - Elvedi is the anti-Keane: quick-witted, silky ball control, an experienced international in his prime.

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31 Aug 2023 13:28:27
It spoke volumes about Keane that when he did that heartstopping back pass to Pickford, he just stood there, watching Pickford struggle instead of reacting to it, like all the Doncaster players around him did. He’s just far too slow-witted as well as slow-footed to play in the PL.

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