Everton Transfer Banter

24 Oct 2026 17:25:44
B. Johnson 10 touches in 73 minutes 0.13 Touches Per Min
K. Dewsbury Hall 45 in 73 Minutes 0.61PM
J. Garner 57 in 98 minutes 0.58PM

T. Dibling 25 in 25 minutes 1PM
H. Hackney 21 in 25 minutes 0.84PM

I only checked this as genuinely couldn't recall a Johnson touch of the ball with his foot. Obviously was wrong.

The comparison directly comparing to Dibling. I know its not the most influential stat, but i like players who get on the ball and are involved. Dibling gets available and demands it. Desperate to see more of him, wouldn't mind if someone top level was ahead of him but isn't the case.

Same with Hackney, a lot of his touches are forward progressive passes trying to make things happen. Both these players want the ball and are not scared to take it under pressure.

24 Oct 2026 17:37:21
I don't think Grealish did much better myself.

24 Oct 2026 17:25:19
I can't watch us anymore while DM is our manager, I just can't do it, I've got better things to do, at my age time goes to fast and I'm not wasting it watching a DM team. See you all again when we have a new manager.

24 Oct 2026 17:35:11
2 wins in 15 is relegation material.

24 Oct 2026 19:24:39
Feeling the same Skylark. It literally drains my happiness.

We're such a bad watch.

24 Oct 2026 17:15:47
I think it's time Moyes needs to go, he doesn't seem to have the players and lost them.
Jimmy garner is awful, Johnson non existent again.
Tiny squad but doesn't really matter, can't score, can't create, he's so scared of attacking.


We're flying to a relegation fight and I genuinely don't see a way out unless he attacks teams. Rather lose going for it than sit and lose.

24 Oct 2026 17:11:58
We're slipping down the table.

24 Oct 2026 17:25:39
Bottom five by Christmas.

{Ed025's Note - its certainly looking that way BMD, some people need to be dropped, Garner was awful again, Johnson, Barry and Moyes as well...from a very tall building..

24 Oct 2026 17:42:24
Some people might argue that October is a bit early for Moyes to go, ED, when my reality tells me any longer could be a bit too late. The stagnation has begun, and the players look like rabbits in the headlights, mate.

{Ed025's Note - things went for us early doors Howe but now we have been found out mate, its graft graft graft and run around chasing the ball, no set up no system and no plan, pass the ball aimlessly and hope for a break, is the system we are playing and unless we get rid of the Dinosaur in the room we will be in a relegation battle..

24 Oct 2026 16:40:48
It's official Moyes please go.

24 Oct 2026 18:13:43
I wish it was GB ?.

24 Oct 2026 16:36:17
Moyes out I'm fed up to the back teeth with this crap, no striker no guts no nothing ahhhhhhh.

24 Oct 2026 16:56:54
I would like a poll GB and my vote has been 'please go' for a while now.

{Ed033's Note - What would be a useful poll?

24 Oct 2026 16:34:35
Do we need to consider changing the motto on our badge as nothing but the best is not words i'd associate with board, manager and players in the last 40 years.
Maybe nothing too expensive or nothing too adventurous or nothing to please the eye more appropriate.

24 Oct 2026 17:08:18
Just change it to NOTHING!

24 Oct 2026 16:24:14
Not sure if anyone agrees, but Everton's set pieces from any position this season have been absolutely horrendous. Loads go out of play or are put in to areas without a blue shirt near. It's bizarre.

24 Oct 2026 16:09:05
I see now a lot of people who gave me pelters when i said the freidkins have never set foot in either of our stadium Roma were always there number 1 And the £100 million lay out last year as been recuperated this window with no additional outlay it seems to me the faster they can get shut even if its a minimal profit i think they will it must be the most broken club ever when we think yeah this is it and then find out that they don't really want us then why buy us just sell up and jog on and let us just wander through the wilderness with no Moses to guide us.

24 Oct 2026 15:32:34
This is getting embarrassing under Moyes now aside from the team selections and player decisions and tactics etc we go behind from another corner ?? So depressing being an Evertonian.

24 Oct 2026 16:00:06
The first minute summed us up for me.

After 20 seconds we have a throw in by the corner flag, but instead of trying to get the ball in the box, it's played back to Pickford.

{Ed025's Note - exactly Jase..

24 Oct 2026 16:11:36
Can anyone explain why we set up to counter attack, but never actually counter attack? We are so slow in transition. Then when we are attacked, we're all over the show and out of position, we look like we're overcommited. I don't see how this can logically happen.