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Wolves Ratings v Sheffield United

15 Sep 2026 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - thefutureisoldgold3 has posted a new article entitled, Wolves Ratings v Sheffield United

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14 Sep 2026 21:14:33
Just seen a couple of lovely strikes from a kid called Nsangou, don't know how old he is, but took them well.

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15 Sep 2026 08:21:06
He's 16 mate. Will be Premiership ready in 10 years.

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14 Sep 2026 20:40:34
Calvert Lewin worth a fortune now, playing exactly how Ancelotti had him playing.

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14 Sep 2026 21:15:25
And hasn't been injured once for Leeds, mate.

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15 Sep 2026 06:36:58
Some players suit certain clubs. I don't think he could handle the pressure at Everton. At Leeds they're used to going down, so expectations from the fans are different. Leeds are just happy to survive every season, whereas us Everton fans want success.

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15 Sep 2026 08:23:23
No, he couldn't handle the hoof ball at Everton. What do we measure as success these days?

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i thought i was a miserable sod AD, but im an amateur compared to you mate.. :)

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14 Sep 2026 20:35:28
Dcl still banging in the goals tonight.

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14 Sep 2026 20:49:15
Yep, many who couldn't wait to get rid, now we have Barry and he's knocking them in for fun.

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14 Sep 2026 21:21:17
His time was done with us. He needed to move on and so did we.

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14 Sep 2026 23:25:08
My lack of understanding centers around how he plays, week in, week out at Leeds, when we seemed unable to keep him fit for more than a few weeks at a time. Too late now for explanation, but the medical department at EFC seems to have a very poor record in keeping players fit and available, given how low we are on numbers.

All we can hope is that lessons have been learnt, but I have serious doubts.

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14 Sep 2026 18:58:26
The Seamus Coleman episode on Stick to Football is well worth a watch. It's on Disney+. What a legend, he speaks so honestly and passionately about the club and his time here.

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14 Sep 2026 19:57:13
Really surprised they didn't offer him a position.

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14 Sep 2026 20:59:23
As in a new contract to play, do you mean? The reason he left the club was that he wanted to keep playing, particularly for Ireland.

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15 Sep 2026 07:52:56
They did offer him a position. He said very clearly he had options with the 1st team down through to the academy.

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14 Sep 2026 14:04:11
What's everyone's thoughts on the cup game, I no we want to put out our strongest team but it seems madness to keep playing the same players, only takes an couple injuries in certain areas and we are big do do, id rather we went with a weaker team and played the Fringe players, keep our best for the prem and hopefully hold out till Christmas and pray those that get the nod step up and get the result.

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14 Sep 2026 15:56:58
I'd prefer a decent cup run as well, BP. You never know who you might draw each round. We could be lucky and draw weak opponents for a few more rounds. Try the Frings players out with the big guns on the bench if needed.

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14 Sep 2026 16:27:59
Not sure we know what our strongest team is yet, as some of our fringe players have hardly had a look in since the season started.

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14 Sep 2026 16:35:36
With a limited squad, with some players needing minutes, we will go strongish anyway. Would like to see Dibbling and Graham get some game time.

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14 Sep 2026 08:45:13
Alright lads, having a bit of a chuckle to myself reading some of the comments. It reminds me of how we are as a country right now, you are either on the left we're everything is fine and is so much better than the last lot so we really should be thankful for that.

Or you are on the right, now known as far right. Where if you disagree with the left and have an opposing opinion of what you see, and what you feel should be done then you're not a proper supporter.
Scary eh.

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14 Sep 2026 09:07:50
Weirdos are everywhere nowadays mate don't take it personal you just have to accept the world is full of these nut jobs. Look at our prime minister that says it all.

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14 Sep 2026 12:07:19
Just look at your last one.

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14 Sep 2026 13:36:58
Well, he is an Evertonian, Dino, so he must be on our side. 😀

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14 Sep 2026 13:47:12
Andy Burnham, he's as Blue as you can get, mate, you been on the sauce, fella.

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14 Sep 2026 16:30:20
Burnham is as far left as you're going to get. In fact he is wider left than Jack 😂.

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14 Sep 2026 16:39:03
He might be a blue but he hasn't got a clue none of them labour tree huggers have any common sense i couldn't care who he supports the guy and his party are a bunch of left wing nut cases. The country is going down toilet and they think it's funny Andy Pandy can clear off and take Milaband with him.

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14 Sep 2026 18:00:44
Surely this is a wind up?

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14 Sep 2026 18:34:22
Politics and sport never mix.

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14 Sep 2026 19:16:36
This is the Everton site, not the Nigel Farage site.

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14 Sep 2026 19:28:08
Making me feel all Woody Harrelsan in the film 2012, but I've tried to tell you that you need to know when you're talking to a bot with a motive. About 10 users are on a loop, and nobody seems to twig. Stop talking to them.

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14 Sep 2026 23:24:45
Can the Bot play RB, LB or Striker?

If so, sign it..

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15 Sep 2026 07:56:05
Dino dude,
I agree with others that politics should stay out of such chats.
However, maybe you're not thinking right whilst up a ladder hanging the Union flag on a lamp post, maybe a bit of vertigo kicked in?

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Liverpool's Midfield Pivot Is Starving the Front Four

14 Sep 2026 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - HAJI has posted a new article entitled, Liverpool's Midfield Pivot Is Starving the Front Four

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13 Sep 2026 19:19:59
Yes, Foden had to go, but how on earth did Fernandes not even get a caution for a blatant kick on Foden.

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13 Sep 2026 19:46:50
Fernandes is one of the most dirty footballers, he kicked Foden to start with, surely VAR should be used and he gets banned for 10 matches.

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13 Sep 2026 20:43:34
Loved how City scored, apparently, Enzo wasn't going for the ball with that diving header, shocking decisions this weekend.

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13 Sep 2026 21:49:59
Welcome back dms, I have missed you.

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14 Sep 2026 06:37:01
Just get rid of VAR. It's caused more controversy since being introduced. It also highlights how poor refereeing is, as now instead of one guy getting it wrong, you get 3 others as well. On top of it, though, the rules just make things so much more complicated, unnecessarily.

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14 Sep 2026 08:12:10
It's as much the constant change of rules as VAR itself. No one knows what a handball or an offside is any more.

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14 Sep 2026 09:18:26
Fernandez spends more time in the ref's ear than actually playing. Which is a shame because he's actually a very good footballer but with a rotten attitude.

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14 Sep 2026 15:35:31
I have a certain amount of sympathy for the ref. TV showed 5 things he has to assess for offside goals, and has about 5 seconds to do it from the angle he sees it from. VAR, on the other hand, spends 3 minutes with 3 operators and a dozen camera angles, and still regularly cock it up.

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14 Sep 2026 23:32:57
VAR isn't the problem, it's the clowns that run it.

It was offside. Lino flagged. No clear and obvious mistake made. Stay out of it.

What actually happened was a farce. Stupid decision.

Use the foot to show offside, not the arm, nose, eyelash, etc.


Overturn clear mistakes or anything missed.
Give the goal unless Lino flags, then quickly check it.
Val upon it if the Ref requests it when unsure of a decision.

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13 Sep 2026 15:51:12
Lots of lovely money, and a place on the bench, hope he's happy, Illiae, has swapped cash for football, guess it depends on your priorities.

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13 Sep 2026 18:07:34
He appears to be playing now, for a team which will challenge for the league, both domestic cups and Champions League... Hmmmmmmm is it really just about cash?

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13 Sep 2026 18:52:08
What a silly comment.

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13 Sep 2026 19:16:51
Well, he came off the bench and City won with 10 men. As a reminder, Ndiaye is no longer our player.

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13 Sep 2026 19:24:51
He got a move to a team that will challenge for trophies, good luck to the lad. He was also vastly underpaid with us, 45k per week in comparison to the wage of others within our squad.

I say massively underpaid, but 45k isn't too shabby, is it? No need to hate on him, he did the right thing for his career.

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13 Sep 2026 19:48:48
Excellent player. Wish him all the spoils of footy, he was good for us.

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13 Sep 2026 19:52:01
He has literally just moved to them. As soon as the players around him learn how good he is and to trust him, watch his minutes increase.

He came on and was one of their best players today.

I hold no grudges and wish him all the best with City.

Hopefully he scores against the Kopites at Anfield.

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13 Sep 2026 20:14:12
Ndiaye was great for us. A bit of class when (at the start) we had little to none.

Scored key goals, played for the shirt and got you out of your seat.

We've sold him on for a tidy profit and he played well up to the last minute for us.



Where in any of the above could you have anything but affection for him?!

The mind boggles!

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13 Sep 2026 20:33:08
Agree Ndiaye is a class act. So sad to lose him but I would applaud him if I ever get to see him again. Wish him all the luck and he deserved the move.

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13 Sep 2026 22:10:50
What is sad is players that moved from us to City say it is a dream come true. Until they were bought by the Arabs, City were a crap team and when I lived in Manchester in the 1960's poorly supported. How things have changed!

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13 Sep 2026 22:51:24
Let's hope it's us next up to be bought by the Arabs then. 🤓

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14 Sep 2026 16:32:05
Ndiaye kids. Dad, how many medals did you win?

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